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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:04

So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
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