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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Kyle Ashman Dumped From ‘Love Island UK’ Before Entering The Villa & Ahead Of Season 12 Premiere - Deadline

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

How will the international community, especially the United Nations and major powers like the US, respond to the breakdown of the Gaza cease - fire by Israel on March 18 and the resulting large - scale conflict?

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

10 Habits that are Aging Your Gut, According to Experts - EatingWell

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Scientists Are Getting Closer to Finding Evidence of the Fifth Force - Yahoo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Venice is set to host Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's fairytale wedding—but residents aren't feeling the love - Fortune

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Why does having a college degree no longer carry the same prestige as before? People don't have the same respect for the educated.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Remarkable Rescue: Houston Handles Turkish Airlines Diversion After Passenger Suffers Stroke - Simple Flying

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Then came..

Friday the 13th solar storm could bring auroras to 18 US states this weekend - Live Science

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com